Dee, we’ve got to get rid of your hiccups. Why?

Please enjoy the party.

You don’t know it because apparently you’ve never watched the show! You know what, I don’t need this, screw you screw the hippie screw the redhead screw the one with six kids and the lazy couch potato…

You don’t know it because you never watched Yo Gabba Gabba! You know what? I don’t need this! Screw you, screw the hippie, screw the redhead, screw the one with six kids, and the lazy couch potato and…

Courtney, pass the mustard to Johnny please. Okay. No problem.

Oh my God Peg, I’m gonna throw up! Vivian throw up over there! Don’t throw up in the sink! But I saw it was mustard, and knew it was a trick. Just like I knew my brother was hiding behind the stove.

Daddy I need $500

Lotso we are very disappointed in you.

Lotso! We are very dissapointed in you. No! We're mad at you!

Now, we are very disappointed in you.

shut up good call

And finally, on the couch, Dee sits up, stretches, and rubs her eyes. I am so hungry. I haven’t eaten in years.

You are all damm fucking grounded So that means no Serta never flat air mattress fortnite in Minecraft in Eggo waffles in TV and Burger King and Taco Bell

All of you how dare you watch Beavis and the butthead that's it you're grounded for 3 weeks no TV Now go to your room and no TV and Minecraft and fortnite and Warcraft in Roblox

How can such a lovely lady make such a roaring noise? I dunno. She had her tonsils out with Cindy and yet she sounds like a chainsaw. Get up Carol!

Lois no! It’s late. And she looks so peaceful. Just let her sleep. Well she’s not letting us sleep Vivian! I mean, it’s too loud for how pretty she looks.

How can such a lovely lady make such a roaring noise? I dunno. I mean, she got her tonsils out with Cindy and yet she sounds like a chainsaw. Get up Carol!

Shut up Lois! It’s late. And she looks so peaceful. Just let her sleep. Well, she’s not letting us sleep Vivian. Like I said, she snores so loud for someone who had their tonsils out!

And then after both shows, we’re gonna do “Happy Birthday” and closing announcements, and end the show right then and there? That’s right Vivian. Alright guys. Today’s set list. “Mustard Pancakes”, “Jenny Has a Dog”, “Jumpin’ Jake’s Song”, “We Are All Together”, “Chocolate Cake”,

Okay. I’ll try. Dee takes a deep breath and holds it. She counts with her fingers, then lets her breath out.